Item guide

Shovel Weapon · Common Technically a tool, spiritually a weapon, this dirt-scarred steel blade is perfect for gar... Slingshot Weapon · Common Handcrafted from elastic bands, bad intentions, and the kind of ingenuity that gets you re... Sniper Rifle Weapon · Common Designed for pinpoint accuracy and extreme distance, this rifle turns any disagreement int... Soap in a sock Weapon · Common Simple, silent, and effective enough to be banned in four cellblocks and two staff lounges... Super Soaker Weapon · Common Once a toy, now a pressure-loaded statement piece. This oversized plastic cannon has been... Switch Blade Weapon · Common Compact, concealed, and mechanically persuasive, this spring-loaded declaration of intent... Tazer Weapon · Common Originally designed for controlling crowds, now repurposed for controlling attitudes. With... Throwing Star Weapon · Common fast, and almost silent—until it sticks into someone’s tray mid-lunch. Accuracy varies, bu... Tire Wrench Weapon · Common Built for changing tires, repurposed for changing minds. With four solid arms and absolute... Toilet Seat Weapon · Common Once part of something sacred, now wielded like a medieval halo of vengeance. Surprisingly... Traffic Cone Weapon · Common Bright, hollow, and wildly aerodynamic when hurled in frustration, this plastic monument t... Tray Weapon · Common Lightweight, slap-happy, and resistant to most forms of remorse, this high-density food ca... Wet Floor Sign Weapon · Common Engineered for safety, repurposed for strategic tripping, corner ambushes, and morale supp... Whisk Weapon · Common Technically kitchenware, but in the right hands it’s a flurry of chaos. Whether you're bea... Wooden Spoon Weapon · Common Originally issued for stirring questionable stews, now revered for its ability to inflict... Wrench Weapon · Common Originally designed to tighten bolts, now mostly used to loosen teeth, screws, and interpe...