PROPERTY REGISTER // RECORD 87
Traffic Cone
Bright, hollow, and wildly aerodynamic when hurled in frustration, this plastic monument to misplaced authority has been used as a megaphone, a helmet, and a last-minute battering ram. Mostly harmless—until someone runs at you with it yelling "Yield!"
- Base value
- $0
- Needs total stats
- 1,195
- Recorded sources
- 2
- Goes into
- 0
What it does
Attack, Defence, Agility, Speed and Strength are applied as percentages despite the flat-sounding names — the most misread fact in the catalogue.
| Channel | Effect |
|---|---|
| Agility | +0.18% |
| Speed | +0.3% |
| Strength | +0.47% |
Where it comes from
Workshop
| Source | Chance | Amount | Requirement |
|---|---|---|---|
| Crafted from 10× Plastic, 10× Ink | — | 1 | Librarian 25 |
Commissary
| Source | Chance | Amount | Requirement |
|---|---|---|---|
| Stocked at $2,500 | — | 1 | — |
What it sells for
Nothing listed and nothing traded in the last 7 days. The catalogue value is $0.