PROPERTY REGISTER // RECORD 88
Wet Floor Sign
Engineered for safety, repurposed for strategic tripping, corner ambushes, and morale suppression. Lightweight, foldable, and emotionally devastating when swung by someone who shouts “CAUTION!” mid-attack.
- Base value
- $0
- Needs total stats
- 1,195
- Recorded sources
- 2
- Goes into
- 0
What it does
Attack, Defence, Agility, Speed and Strength are applied as percentages despite the flat-sounding names — the most misread fact in the catalogue.
| Channel | Effect |
|---|---|
| Defence | +0.02% |
| Speed | +0.65% |
| Strength | +0.34% |
Where it comes from
Workshop
| Source | Chance | Amount | Requirement |
|---|---|---|---|
| Crafted from 10× Peroxide, 11× Sponge | — | 1 | Janitor 25 |
Quest
| Source | Chance | Amount | Requirement |
|---|---|---|---|
| Bin Day — Sully | — | 1 | Novice quest, once only |
What it sells for
Nothing listed and nothing traded in the last 7 days. The catalogue value is $0.