H.M.P. PRISON IDLE // PROPERTY REGISTER
Item guide
Every item logged in the prison, with what it does, everywhere it comes from and everything it goes into. The same register the guards use inside the game — read it before you spend an hour working a job for something a recipe was never going to want.
Items on file
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PROPERTY REGISTER // 114 MATCHING RECORDS
Crafting
Aloe Pulp
Crafting · Common
Harvested from the prison garden.
Apple
Crafting · Common
An Apple a day keeps the Parole Board at bay
Bacon
Crafting · Common
Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon,...
Bleach
Crafting · Common
Perfect for cleaning your eyes after seeing Big Terry showering
Blood Balm Gel
Crafting · Common
A rare crop crossed in the prison garden.
Bolt
Crafting · Common
Now you just need to find some nuts
Book Cover
Crafting · Common
The words "property of the Prison Library" is etched onto the back
Bottlecap
Crafting · Common
Collect these for when the world ends.
Bracelet
Crafting · Common
Shiny
Bread
Crafting · Common
No special text. Its just bread.
Broken Gear
Crafting · Common
You've told the guard its so you can make modern art of Flamingos
Bucket Handle
Crafting · Common
Pulled off a bucket, im not sure if its any use now.
Bulb
Crafting · Common
Provides a dim light and a hum that is classed as psychological torture
Cable Tie
Crafting · Common
Perfect for a quick fix
Can Lid
Crafting · Common
Taken from the top of a Tuna can, still smells great!
Candy
Crafting · Common
Share these with your best prison buddy!
Cardboard Box
Crafting · Common
All the writing on the side isn't in a language you know
Carpet
Crafting · Common
Stolen from the corner of the Library, it has that old person smell still
Cheese
Crafting · Common
This smells funny...
Chocolate
Crafting · Common
Smuggled between the folds of Big Terrys belly
Chokeweed Bundle
Crafting · Common
A garden hybrid. Nothing in the commissary stocks it.
Circuit Board
Crafting · Common
You can pretend you know what this does
Coat Hanger
Crafting · Common
These can be used to hang your many jumpsuits
Cocaine
Crafting · Common
What's an extra 5 years on top of a triple life sentence
Coffee
Crafting · Common
Freshly ground? It tastes like dirt.
Cold Smoke Leaf
Crafting · Common
A rare crop crossed in the prison garden.
Comb
Crafting · Common
Fine toothed.
Compost
Crafting · Common
A bucket of rotted-down produce. Dug into a bed, it brings tired soil back.
Contraband Dye
Crafting · Common
Night petals and tomato acid reduced to a permanent purple stain.
Cooking Oil
Crafting · Common
Excellent lubrication to avoid burning your food! Don't bring it back to your cell though....
Copper Wiring
Crafting · Common
Stripped out of the nearest Defibrilator
Cotton Ball
Crafting · Common
Itchy... and soaked in some kind of liquid.
Duct Tape
Crafting · Common
Fix your cell up with this! Or simply tie someone up!
Egg
Crafting · Common
A rare delicacy on it's own.
Electric Clippers
Crafting · Common
Every great Barbour uses hair clippers, even ones in prison.
Envelope
Crafting · Common
It's not even addressed to you?
Eraser
Crafting · Common
For deleting your mistakes, no matter how much blood
Fabric
Crafting · Common
Good for fixing clothes or something.
Feather
Crafting · Common
Obtained from an animal that doesn't officially exist anymore
Fertiliser
Crafting · Common
Easily flammable and the smell reaches to the C-Wing
Foil
Crafting · Common
Used around pipes, or left overs from the cafeteria
Fuse
Crafting · Common
You've put the guards office into darkness, but its worth it
Garbage
Crafting · Common
Its leaking mystery fluid
Glue
Crafting · Common
Perfect for sniffing and/or sticking
Gold
Crafting · Common
Very expensive, very useful.
Groundstar Root
Crafting · Common
A garden hybrid. Nothing in the commissary stocks it.
Gunpowder
Crafting · Common
Famously used by Guy Fawkes, not so famously used by inmates.
Hair
Crafting · Common
You could stuff a pillow with this.