PROPERTY REGISTER // RECORD 78
Wooden Spoon
Originally issued for stirring questionable stews, now revered for its ability to inflict psychological damage and mild concussions in equal measure. Silent, sturdy, and splinter-prone, it’s the preferred tool of inmates who like their violence artisanal.
- Base value
- $0
- Recorded sources
- 1
- Goes into
- 0
What it does
Attack, Defence, Agility, Speed and Strength are applied as percentages despite the flat-sounding names — the most misread fact in the catalogue.
| Channel | Effect |
|---|---|
| Attack | +0.45% |
| Agility | +0.07% |
| Speed | +0.03% |
Where it comes from
Workshop
| Source | Chance | Amount | Requirement |
|---|---|---|---|
| Crafted from 8× Wood, 8× Duct Tape | — | 1 | Gardener 5 |
What it sells for
Nothing listed and nothing traded in the last 7 days. The catalogue value is $0.