H.M.P. PRISON IDLE // PROPERTY REGISTER
Item guide
Every item logged in the prison, with what it does, everywhere it comes from and everything it goes into. The same register the guards use inside the game — read it before you spend an hour working a job for something a recipe was never going to want.
Items on file
360
Open for inspection
PROPERTY REGISTER // 16 MATCHING RECORDS
Legs
AR
Armoured Pants
Legs · Common
Forged from repurposed cafeteria trays, broken sink parts, and regret, these armored pants...
AS
Astronaut Pants
Legs · Common
Crafted from synthetic fibers strong enough for space missions and humiliating enough for...
BA
Baggy Pants
Legs · Common
Originally issued to allow “freedom of movement,” now mostly used to hide contraband, ques...
CO
Combat Pants
Legs · Common
Designed for high-mobility warfare and low-mobility yard strolls, these reinforced trouser...
GU
Guard Pants
Legs · Common
Heavy, uncomfortable, and one size too judgmental, these regulation trousers are designed...
JE
Jeans
Legs · Common
Manufactured from the stiffest denim known to man, these jeans offer no stretch, no forgiv...
KA
Karate Pants
Legs · Common
Loose-fitting, lightweight, and heavily imbued with misplaced confidence, these pants are...
MA
Make Shift Pants
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A pair of trousers fashioned from pillowcases, duct tape, and audacity, these barely-legal...
MI
Military Pants
Legs · Common
Sturdy, scratchy, and loaded with too many pockets you’ll never use, these surplus militar...
MI
Military Pants - Artic
Legs · Common
Sturdy, scratchy, and loaded with too many pockets you’ll never use, these surplus militar...
PI
Pink Shorts
Legs · Common
Issued by accident, kept by design. These blindingly pink shorts were originally part of a...
PR
Prison Shorts
Legs · Common
Fashioned from the leftover material of failed prison flags, these ill-fitting shorts prov...
RI
Riot Pants
Legs · Common
Forged from repurposed cafeteria trays, broken sink parts, and regret, these armored pants...
RO
Royal Pants
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Tailored from faded velvet scraps and stolen drapes, these overly elaborate pants are perf...
ST
Standard Issue Pants
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These shapeless orange monstrosities are stitched from the cheapest fabric known to mankin...
SU
Suit Pants
Legs · Common
A pair of poorly tailored, suspiciously shiny trousers issued for parole hearings, courtro...