PROPERTY REGISTER // RECORD 109
Toilet Seat
Once part of something sacred, now wielded like a medieval halo of vengeance. Surprisingly durable, emotionally confusing, and ideal for blunt-force declarations that scream “I’m out of options and deeply unwell.”
- Base value
- $0
- Needs total stats
- 1,978,155
- Recorded sources
- 2
- Goes into
- 0
What it does
Attack, Defence, Agility, Speed and Strength are applied as percentages despite the flat-sounding names — the most misread fact in the catalogue.
| Channel | Effect |
|---|---|
| Attack | +0.92% |
| Agility | +0.44% |
| Speed | +0.62% |
Where it comes from
Workshop
| Source | Chance | Amount | Requirement |
|---|---|---|---|
| Crafted from 20× Peroxide, 10× Bleach | — | 1 | Janitor 25 |
Commissary
| Source | Chance | Amount | Requirement |
|---|---|---|---|
| Stocked at $500,000 | — | 1 | — |
What it sells for
Nothing listed and nothing traded in the last 7 days. The catalogue value is $0.