Item guide

AS Astronaut Top Body · Common An authentic upper-body space suit segment, padded and patched from the forgotten dreams o... CH Chefs Top Body · Common A double-breasted, double-denial culinary jacket awarded to inmates who’ve mastered the ar... FA Fake Abs Vest Body · Common A skin-toned, foam-padded torso wrap that screams "I do pushups… emotionally." Provides no... GL Gladiator Top Body · Common An actual bronze-plated gladiator cuirass, somehow smuggled in during a prison museum outr... Gorilla Chest Body · Common No one knows who made it—or why—but once it’s on, something changes. GU Guard Top Body · Common A sweat-stained, badge-adjacent button-up with reinforced pockets for pens, paperwork, and... HI Hi-Viz Body · Common Blindingly bright and suspiciously unwashed, this vest marks you as either a trusted worke... HO Hoodie - Designer Body · Common A hoodie that the guy I bought it from swears is a real designer. HO Hoodie - Green Body · Common A lumpy, oversized sweatshirt issued for warmth but used primarily for disappearing into c... HO Hoodie - Red Body · Common A lumpy, oversized sweatshirt issued for warmth but used primarily for disappearing into c... HO Hoodie - Yellow Body · Common A lumpy, oversized sweatshirt issued for warmth but used primarily for disappearing into c... KA Karate Robes Body · Common Frequently worn by inmates who’ve watched exactly three action movies and now teach “yard... KN Knights Armour Body · Common An authentic, metallic torso piece straight out of the Dark Ages and straight into a mediu... Luxury Vest Body · Common Tailored, sleek, and wildly out of place in a concrete cell. Rumoured to be sewn from blac... MA Make Shift Body Armour - Books Body · Common Painstakingly duct-taped together from outdated law books, romance novels, and one suspici... MA Make Shift Body Armour - Ceramic Sink Body · Common Forged in a moment of rage, creativity, and deeply concerning plumbing choices, this DIY c... MA Make Shift Body Armour - Trays Body · Common A haphazard vest forged from cracked food trays, zip ties, and sheer desperation. Popular... Marguerite's Whites Body · Rare A service jacket boiled so many times it has gone the colour of weak tea. Nobody stops a m... MI Military Issue Body Armour Body · Common Authentic ballistic-grade armor once destined for a warzone—rerouted through black market... Monks Robes Body · Common Loose, humble, and oddly calming—until you realise the wearer hasn’t spoken in days and ke... Paladin Armour Body · Common Forged in someone's delusions of justice, this gleaming set radiates righteousness—and may... Peasant Armour Body · Common A patchwork mess of scrap metal, old padding, and blind optimism. Offers just enough prote... PO Poorly Fitting Suit Body · Common A mismatched blazer and pants combo generously donated by the Department of Questionable R... RI Riot Armour Body · Common A complete set of tactical padding, plastic plating, and institutional paranoia. Once worn... Roman Armour Body · Common All bronze bravado and ancient intimidation. From the plumed shoulders to the sculpted che... RO Royal Top Body · Common A velvety, overly ornate upper garment fashioned from stolen theater props, dyed bedsheets... SH Sheriff Shirt Body · Common An oversized khaki button-up adorned with fake patches, a plastic star, and the unstoppabl... SO Soccer Jersey Body · Common A flawless counterfeit of a world-famous soccer kit, complete with authentic stitching, pe... SU Surgeon Scrubs Body · Common A faded teal two-piece set last sterilized during the Bush administration. Worn by inmates... T- T-shirt Body · Common A faded, ill-fitting tee given out during the prison’s short-lived motivational program, I... TU Tuxedo Body · Common A faded black tuxedo jacket with one working button, a clip-on bow tie that screams “court...