H.M.P. PRISON IDLE // PROPERTY REGISTER
Item guide
Every item logged in the prison, with what it does, everywhere it comes from and everything it goes into. The same register the guards use inside the game — read it before you spend an hour working a job for something a recipe was never going to want.
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PROPERTY REGISTER // 18 MATCHING RECORDS
Shoes
AirGordons
Shoes · Common
These knock-off kicks promise all the style and none of the authenticity, combining “relia...
Astronaut Boots
Shoes · Common
Built for the vastness of space, re-purposed for the smallness of a prison yard. These boo...
Bunny Slippers
Shoes · Common
Fluffy, ridiculous, and entirely too adorable for the yard, these slippers provide zero pr...
Cleets
Shoes · Common
Heavy, studded, and perfect for anyone who still thinks they can make a break for it in th...
Dress Shoes
Shoes · Common
Polished, stiff, and entirely out of place, these shoes were designed for boardrooms and w...
Frocs
Shoes · Common
Made from plastic, held together by questionable design choices, and worn by those who pri...
Gambling Heels
Shoes · Common
Designed for the bold and the reckless, these heels come with embedded dice in the soles....
Ice Skate
Shoes · Common
Once confiscated from a failed prison talent show audition, these sharpened skates now ser...
Knee High Stiletto
Shoes · Common
Built for the runway, not the yard, these knee-high stilettos bring flair, height, and jus...
Knight Boots
Shoes · Common
Heavy, impractical, and an undeniable statement of medieval ambition, these boots are made...
Loafers
Shoes · Common
Light, comfortable, and designed for casual indifference, these loafers scream “I gave up”...
Ratcatcher's Boots
Shoes · Epic
Steel toes, gaffer-taped ankles, and a smell that arrives before you do. You have been und...
Royal Shoes
Shoes · Common
Crafted from the finest imitation leather and gilded with a touch of delusion, these shoes...
Sheriff Boots
Shoes · Common
Sturdy, polished, and aggressively square-toed, these boots were made for walking... right...
Ski Boots
Shoes · Common
Clunky, rigid, and wildly impractical in a prison setting. No one knows how they got here...
Sneakers
Shoes · Common
Designed for speed, comfort, and dodging responsibility, these sneakers will carry you acr...
Tactical Boots
Shoes · Common
Sturdy, reinforced, and built for a mission that might never come, these boots are perfect...
Toe Shoes
Shoes · Common
A ridiculous attempt at merging comfort with overzealous foot exposure, these shoes fit li...