Item guide

AS Astronaut Helmet Head · Common An inexplicably real astronaut helmet, mysteriously acquired from government surplus or st... BU Burger Crown Head · Common Grease-Kissed Burger Crown™ (Limited-Time Delusion) A flimsy paper hat bestowed upon inma... CA Cap - Green Head · Common A faded, one-size-fits-none cap embroidered with something that might be a sports team… or... CA Cap - Red Head · Common A faded, one-size-fits-none cap embroidered with something that might be a sports team… or... CH Chefs Hat Head · Common A towering white puff of authority, awarded to the inmate least likely to poison the guard... CO Collinder Head · Common Technically for draining pasta. Realistically used as a helmet, percussion instrument, or... CO Cowboy Hat Head · Common A sun-bleached ten-gallon hat handed down through generations of inmates who “don’t take o... CR Crown Head · Common Genuine stolen artifact from a monarchy nobody recognizes, smuggled piece-by-piece via que... FO Foil Hat Head · Common Hand-molded from smuggled lunch tray liners. Guarantees 0% mind control and 100% social is... FO Football Helmet Head · Common Heavily scratched helmet from the infamous annual “Guards vs. Inmates” exhibition match. HA Hard Hat Head · Common Technically protective, emotionally scarring. “This hat doesn’t protect your head. It mar... KN Knights Helm Head · Common A shockingly genuine medieval helmet, smuggled in under the guise of “religious headwear.”... Machinist's Half-Mask Head · Epic Twin cartridges and a perished rubber seal. It was requisitioned for the workshop in 1994,... MA Make Shift Helmet Head · Common Officially “borrowed” from an unspecified military surplus store. Built to withstand civil... MI Military Helmet Head · Common Comes with authentic dents, embedded shrapnel, and a lingering sense of unfulfilled patrio... RI Riot Helmet Head · Common Officially rated to withstand exactly 2.5 rebellions, assuming rebels are cooperative and... SH Shower Cap Head · Common PI is not responsible for what touches you in communal showers. Cap may amplify weeping so... TU Turban Head · Common Woven from linen scraps and red tape, this “religiously compliant” headwrap was designed b... VI Viking Helmet Head · Common Forged from actual iron and somehow smuggled in through seven layers of security. This gen...