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PROPERTY REGISTER // RECORD 53
Guard Pants
Heavy, uncomfortable, and one size too judgmental, these regulation trousers are designed to carry keys, resentment, and the faint smell of stale authority. Reinforced for durability, but not for compassion.
- Base value
- $626
- Needs total stats
- 577,325
- Recorded sources
- 1
- Goes into
- 0
What it does
Attack, Defence, Agility, Speed and Strength are applied as percentages despite the flat-sounding names — the most misread fact in the catalogue.
| Channel | Effect |
|---|---|
| Agility | +0.6% |
| Speed | +0.3% |
Where it comes from
Workshop
| Source | Chance | Amount | Requirement |
|---|---|---|---|
| Crafted from 10× Fertiliser, 10× Marijuana | — | 1 | Mail Sorter 50 |
What it sells for
Nothing listed and nothing traded in the last 7 days. The catalogue value is $626.