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PROPERTY REGISTER // RECORD 33
Fake Abs Vest
A skin-toned, foam-padded torso wrap that screams "I do pushups… emotionally." Provides no actual strength, but plenty of false confidence and unsolicited flexing.
- Base value
- $374
- Needs total stats
- 577,325
- Recorded sources
- 1
- Goes into
- 0
What it does
Attack, Defence, Agility, Speed and Strength are applied as percentages despite the flat-sounding names — the most misread fact in the catalogue.
| Channel | Effect |
|---|---|
| Defence | +1.01% |
| Strength | +0.33% |
Where it comes from
Workshop
| Source | Chance | Amount | Requirement |
|---|---|---|---|
| Crafted from 6× Steroids, 13× Syringe, 6× Foil | — | 1 | Shop Worker 25 |
What it sells for
Nothing listed and nothing traded in the last 7 days. The catalogue value is $374.