PROPERTY REGISTER // RECORD 96
Oscar Award
Solid, shiny, and deeply regrettable, this trophy was smuggled in as a joke and now holds the record for “Most Dramatic Blunt Object Used in a Cafeteria Brawl.” Ideal for swinging, monologuing, or asserting dominance during yard disputes.
- Base value
- $0
- Needs total stats
- 117,125
- Recorded sources
- 2
- Goes into
- 0
What it does
Attack, Defence, Agility, Speed and Strength are applied as percentages despite the flat-sounding names — the most misread fact in the catalogue.
| Channel | Effect |
|---|---|
| Defence | +0.52% |
| Agility | +0.16% |
| Speed | +0.71% |
Where it comes from
Workshop
| Source | Chance | Amount | Requirement |
|---|---|---|---|
| Crafted from 20× Gold, 4× Screw | — | 1 | Scavenger 50 |
Commissary
| Source | Chance | Amount | Requirement |
|---|---|---|---|
| Stocked at $45,000 | — | 1 | — |
What it sells for
Nothing listed and nothing traded in the last 7 days. The catalogue value is $0.