PROPERTY REGISTER // RECORD 85
Magazine
Harmless until folded with intent, this makeshift baton combines outdated articles, flammable ink, and barely-contained rage into a surprisingly effective tool for both swatting pests and asserting dominance. Reads like gossip, hits like guilt.
- Base value
- $0
- Needs total stats
- 1,195
- Recorded sources
- 2
- Goes into
- 0
What it does
Attack, Defence, Agility, Speed and Strength are applied as percentages despite the flat-sounding names — the most misread fact in the catalogue.
| Channel | Effect |
|---|---|
| Attack | +0.55% |
| Agility | +0.22% |
| Speed | +0.1% |
Where it comes from
Workshop
| Source | Chance | Amount | Requirement |
|---|---|---|---|
| Crafted from 9× Newspaper, 10× Paper | — | 1 | Janitor 50 |
Commissary
| Source | Chance | Amount | Requirement |
|---|---|---|---|
| Stocked at $2,500 | — | 1 | — |
What it sells for
Nothing listed and nothing traded in the last 7 days. The catalogue value is $0.